(One day I shall become a respectable grand father)
It’s a good place, the staff are chatty, and, predict what I’m going to order. And next door, through a convenient walkway is the book shop. A very desirable way of farewelling my pension.
Today the place is more crowded. Probably because the weather outside is ‘stink’ as the younger ones say.
At a large table is seated one of our ‘older’ couples. They do look friendly.
“Do you mind if I sit at this table – I promise I’ll behave.”
“Please do, you’re most welcome. I can’t promise ‘he’ will.”
She gesticulates at her husband alongside.
An English accent. Welcoming.
They downed tools ‘back home’ and to retire, moved here to the colonies, New Zealand.
“Love the smallness,
the easy-to-get-on-with people here.”
He was a civil engineer
I describe my teaching days
“Specialised in music, creative writing, drama. Great kids, great days.”
The coffee was good
The conversation a pick me up on a Windy and Blustifereous day
Our front porch chairs are there, ‘unsat’ Most of the day, most of the week Except when used by next doors cat She has a funny purr, more of a squeak
Good things take time, she’s now a mate And with breakfast, kitchen, clean and done She turns up all hopeful, to lick my plate Yes, our favourite spot for morning sun
Three autumn leaves A crack in the pavement Nearby a blackbird Love the sound of a blackbird Strong, and clear,
A blackbird is purposeful
In the morning broadcasting
His plans for the day
My hearing these days not the best A shame
Hearing aids, “Now is the time Sir, your new hearing aids What in particular Are you listening for And we’ll offer you hearing aids to match.”
What sort of a question is that? ‘I want to hear the footsteps on the moon!’ Nah, that’s being stupid.
I’m paying as much for these hearing aids as I would for a small car. Why are they so pricey? They make hundreds, no thousands, of these things. A big machine, Whump! Whump! Stamps them out.
“Look buddy, sorry, Ma-am (Do they still say Ma-am?) I want to listen to my family “Poppa, would you . . .? “Hey Poppa look what . . . “I’m hungry
And I want to be able to switch ‘em orf Both the hearing aids and the family
But Just as important: In the morning After the first highlight of the day – Breakfast I walk along the road Up the steps Under the trees
Blackbirds Love the sound of blackbirds Set my hearing aids for blackbirds please Ma-am, Sir, buddy
And verily the hearing aids were set to blackbird
I don’t quite understand this But hearing aids can somehow affect your balance And When I’m on the bike I can hear stuff behind me
Yes I can set ‘em for all around sound Or diminished for restaurant clatter A setting for music! Bach and the good old Sixties Oh yeah ABBA I ain’t got no class Duckie
I wonder Hearing aids Do they make ‘em to hear in colour?
Just a thought Could they make Chirping Aids? For poor souls like me Who find the price of hearing aids . . .